Bathroom KPI Dashboard

Turn your bathroom habits into enterprise-grade business intelligence. Because apparently your toilet needs quarterly reporting.

Input your bathroom operations data

Poops per day

Minutes per poop

TP sheets per poop

Flushes per poop

Bathroom phone minutes/day

Hourly pay ($)

Awaiting inPOOP.

The executive interpretation

This dashboard turns a few self-reported bathroom metrics into deliberately unnecessary KPIs. The score is for entertainment, not medical, financial, or workplace performance evaluation.

PoopySoft^™ recommends presenting your quarterly Bathroom KPI Report to absolutely nobody.