Why PoopySoft^™?

Everyone else is optimizing enterprise workflows. We are optimizing the toilet.

Our mission

PoopySoft^™ makes ordinary bathroom questions more entertaining and useful through calculators, explainers, and intentionally over-engineered internet software.

What PoopySoft^™ is not

It is not a medical service, a substitute for professional advice, or a claim that every bathroom statistic is universal. Our calculators are simplified estimates.